Some weeks ago, I decided to leave my babe flowers and chocolates from a “secret admirer” at her apartment while she was at work. Later in the evening, I went to see her. Immediately I got to her place, she attacked me with words saying, “Imagine, a secret admirer is dropping flowers and chocolates for me. You have never done that! Sorry, I cannot be with someone that is not even as romantic as a stranger. I’m done with you.” I thought it was a joke. I pleaded and begged, she no gree o! It felt like a dream.
My joke went horribly wrong. I pretty much got myself dumped. I regret it now. Do you guys think I can win her back?
– Sad guy
Shiiit Happens!!! 
Is she on her period?!….let her finish before you try pleading to get back with her. In my opinion, she’s tired of you and looking for any reason to dump you. If you want, you can still give it a shot.
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